“so, what kind of charity work have you done?” the employer asks, straightening his glasses as he looks at the young woman before him. she smirks, a cocky look in her eye, “one time i reblogged a picture of a little boy with cancer on tumblr…. instead of a cute pair of shorts”

the man stands up and immediately begins applauding her for her wonderful work. suddenly the entire building is stand and cheering. they all want to meet her and shake her hand. people with babies in their arms call out to her, begging her to kiss their infants on the forehead. the president gives her the noble peace prize and suddenly everyone in the world stops killing each other and all illnesses magically disappear